HEADLINES This Week

front page:

19 YEAR OLD FOUND UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SCRIPTURE, GETS BIBLE MINOR

local:

SINGLE ACT OF RANDOM KINDNESS NOT “BRINGING BACK CHIVALRY”

lifestyles:

STUDY SHOWS 79% OF YOUTH MAJORS SUFFER FROM SLIGHT CASE OF PEDOPHILIA

arts & entertainment:

NCU ROCKSTAR WRITES HIT SONG OF THE YEAR, CIRCA 2002

travel:

NINEdays TRIP TEMPORARILY FORGOTTEN UNTIL PICTURES GET DEVELOPED

source:

“SLASH AND DASH” MISUNDERSTANDING RESULTS IN 3 DEAD, 7 WOUNDED

opinion:

“I’m sick of douche bags always getting the girls.” - Jerry Lanchaster

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7 Responses to “HEADLINES This Week”

  1. racethedream Says:
    Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 11:38 am

    Preach it, Jerry Lanchaster. Preach it.

  2. Anon-odyne Says:
    Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    “…SLIGHT case of pedophilia”?
    Come on, Bernstein…
    Be bold.
    Be honest.

  3. Sound Man Says:
    Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    Hehe…Slash and Dash

  4. King of String Says:
    Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Not to be gross, but do I sense a double meaning behind Jerry Lanchaster’s statement?

  5. Hmmm.... Says:
    Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    Bible minor? So THAT is how you get one of those from North Central… I was wondering.

  6. Pearl Inez Says:
    Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    rofl king of string!

    literally lol’d.

  7. Matt Says:
    Friday, May 9, 2008 at 11:41 pm

    It’s more like Larry Bach writes hit song circa 1985.

    Follow, follow, follow / I will follow Pedde

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