HEADLINES this week

front page:

WORSHIP FLAG WAVER TRIPS, IMPALES CHAPEL SPEAKER

local:

GOOD LOOKING FRESHMEN GIRL SINGLE FOR RECORD 14 MINUTES

sports:

POST BASKETBALL GAME PRAYER BOYCOTTED BY LOSING TEAM

arts and entertainment:

NCU SPRING PLAY SETS OPENING NIGHT ATTENDANCE RECORD OF 5

technology:

JUNIOR HUSSIE’S “JESUS IS MY BOYFRIEND” FACEBOOK QUOTE FOUND IRONIC

opinion:

“MY SCIENCE TEACHER SEEMS INTELLIGENT, BUT I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD SHE’S SAYING” -ANDY WYANT

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7 Responses to “HEADLINES this week”

  1. King of String Says:
    Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    Sorry, I don’t think any of these are particularly funny.

  2. AnonymousFreshman Says:
    Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 1:33 am

    I thought the 2nd one was hilarious! I would just like to state that I came to NCU single, and I am still single! :) I also find the last one interesting! I can relate to that! I don’t understand Science or Math and my math teacher this semester has an accent so that makes it ever harder for me to understand! :(

  3. Bernstein Says:
    Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    King of String

    We gladly accept article ideas, headlines, and opinions from any and every one of our readers. If you feel that the content has been lacking or that you have any other input, you should most definitely email us some ideas to make things better. Thanks for your opinion.

    -Schroeder Bernstein

  4. Ed Rockwell Says:
    Friday, March 14, 2008 at 9:26 am

    Can’t win them all, right?

    I had a professor who sounded like Louis Armstrong with an accent…not conducive to learning Sys. Theo III.

  5. Pearl Inez Says:
    Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    speaking of worship flags…we should take those out of storage and dust those babies off….i personally think that they are better than tackling people while running full speed in fake uggs.

  6. Ed Rockwell Says:
    Sunday, March 23, 2008 at 12:43 am

    Yes, and they’re better than screaming like you’re demon-possessed in the front row…

  7. Ed Rockwell Says:
    Sunday, March 23, 2008 at 12:44 am

    Question - was that good-looking freshman girl’s record a record low of 14 minutes or a record high of 14 minutes?

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