HEADLINES this week

front page:

SENIOR GIVES UP GIVING UP THINGS FOR LENT

local:

NCU STUDENT MISTAKES BASS DRUM BEAT FOR HOLY SPIRIT

sports:

INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL MORE EXCITING THAN EXTRAMURAL BASKETBALL

arts & entertainment:

DEMON POSSESSED ACTOR WINS TONY AWARD FOR ROLE IN NCU’S “SCREWTAPE LETTERS”

lifestyles:

ULTRA CONSERVATIVE, HOME SCHOOLED, FAT KID DIDN’T WANT YOU AS A ROOMMATE ANYWAY

technology:

NEW CANDLE WARMER WARMS HEARTS, CANDLES

opinion:

“MORE PEOPLE WOULD BE CHRISTIANS IF JESUS COULD HAVE BEEN MORE LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE” -Tiffany Lebowitz

3 Responses to “HEADLINES this week”

  1. AnonymousFreshman Says:

    the opinion headline cracks me up!

  2. Ed Rockwell Says:

    I’m pretty sure I know Tiffany…and she would say something like that too.

  3. Called. . . to the Student Development Office Says:

    I thought the bass drum beat WAS the Holy Spirit?

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