Poll: Why Are You Skipping Chapel?

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36%- Can’t stand watching bass player fall in love with himself all over again.

24%- So you can be first in line for the cafeteria

17%- Family Feud is just way too awesome to pass up.

13%- Jeff Deyo wasn’t worth having to put pants on.

6%- Sticking it to the man. Bethel’s Chapel service isn’t mandatory why is ours?

4%- Still can’t stop nose bleed from Phillipps Boxing Tourney last night.

28 Responses to “Poll: Why Are You Skipping Chapel?”

  1. Mastermind Theatre Says:

    Personally, I just stay in bed and refuse to go out there until it is as warm out there as it is in here.

  2. Jen Says:

    1,000,000 years ago when I was at NCU, I just enjoyed the empty dorm floor. Nice to have a place to be yourself, even if it’s for only 45 minutes a day.

  3. Aonymous Says:

    I think that comment about the bass player was really cruel! He’s a really good guy! He’s very good looking, and i don’t think he’s full of himself! Is this pick-on-the-bass-player month! That diss at him during the extreme home makeover battle of the floor skit wasn’t funny either! :(

  4. Anonymous Says:

    lol. now i wish i actually went to the battle of the floors.

    and nothing in chapel is ever worth putting pants on for.

  5. Matt Says:

    The comment at battle of the floors was hilarious; and I’m pretty sure that it wasn’t meant as a diss. If it was personally taken as one by said bassist, then that’s an issue that he/she needs to handle personally.

    I put pants on for Deyo.

  6. Aonymous Says:

    yeah i think he/she took it somewhat personally cuz he/she shouted “your v-neck sucks!” during the skit!

  7. thatoneNCUgirl Says:

    I drag myself to chapel every morning but I love sleeping in … but I guess that’s why God made morning classes …

  8. Aonymous Says:

    yeah i love sleeping in too so this semester i arranged my schedule so i’m always forced to wake up before chapel for class/work or something so i don’t sleep thru chapel

  9. Bernstein Says:

    “yeah i think he/she took it somewhat personally cuz he/she shouted “your v-neck sucks!” during the skit!”

    Who was this person that yelled? And are they looking for an unpaid, freelance, blogstyle writing job?

  10. Bernstein Says:

    I also think the fact that you guys are referring to said bass player as he/she is rather humorous.

    Oh sweet irony.

  11. pearl inez Says:

    haha…i wish i knew who this bass player was that everyone is talking about………(awkward silence)

  12. Aonymous Says:

    for starters…i can’t believe u don’t know who the bass player is! do u not attend chapel? it’s kinda hard not to notice the bass player…lol he (yes! i just identified him as in fact a male bass player and not a female bass player, cuz we have sooo many female bass players in chapel… ;) is a giant!

  13. Friday Says:

    I participated in Phillipps boxing tourneys… and bled for it.

  14. pearl inez Says:

    i was being faceious.

  15. pearl inez Says:

    facetious*

    crap.

  16. Matt Says:

    He/She = Gender inclusive.

    We don’t want to single anyone out here.

  17. Anonymous Says:

    Yes, the He/She is not refering to the bass guitarist as a transexual! Honestly i don’t think we really even need to the refer to the bass guitarist as a he/she…how many female bass guitarists have we seen in chapel? i have seen….none….

  18. pearl inez Says:

    and that’s because you’re not aloud to be homosexual at NCU…and we all know what girl bass players are…

  19. Anonymous Says:

    ooooh! lol some female bass player is going to read that commetn and be so offended!

  20. Ed Rockwell Says:

    I think you already are offended…

  21. Anonymous Says:

    me? not really…lol

  22. Called. . . to the Student Development Office Says:

    “you’re not aloud to be homosexual at NCU” . . . was that a play on words?

  23. Anonymous Says:

    The bass player’s hott.

  24. AnonymousFreshman Says:

    the bass player is really really really hot!!!

  25. Matt Says:

    Yeah… whoever played this morning was gorgeous.

    I mean that in the manliest way possible.

  26. pearl inez Says:

    i personally like the quitar player with the angelic purple light that shines just right when he’s worshiping…

  27. pearl inez Says:

    i don’t know why i put a ‘q’ in for the ‘g’ in guitar…my bad

  28. Hmmm... Says:

    I play quitar sometimes

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