Headlines This Week

front page
STUDENT TACTFULLY CHANGES SETTING FROM BAR TO COFFEESHOP WHEN SHARING EVANGELISM STORY

student life
RECENT STUDY REVEALS RA’S SPEND MORE TIME WITH OTHER RA’S THAN OWN FLOOR MATES

politics
CHRISTIAN REPUBLICANS DESPERATELY INVENTING REASONS TO SUPPORT MCCAIN

economics
CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN REFUSES TO CONSERVE BOTH WATER AND ENERGY

opinion:
“TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, I NEVER REALLY CARED WHETHER YOU GRADUATED OR NOT” - Your Financial Aid Office

11 Responses to “Headlines This Week”

  1. Called. . . to the Student Development Office Says:

    “RECENT STUDY REVEALS RA’S SPEND MORE TIME WITH OTHER RA’S THEN OWN FLOOR MATES”

    “THEN” infers that RA’S spend time with other RA’S first and THEN they spend time with their “OWN FLOOR MATES” . . . I think you mean “THAN” . . . meaning “RATHER THAN.”

    Just trying to keep journalism grammatically correct . . . or just being a thorn in the flesh of journalist everywhere!

  2. Offconstantly Says:

    Maybe he meant it that way…

  3. Called. . . to the Student Development Office Says:

    Could be . . . but then the depth of satire doesn’t go very deep!

  4. Offconstantly Says:

    That’s what she said

  5. Called. . . to the Student Development Office Says:

    THANKS for fixing it . . . I couldn’t sleep at all last night!

  6. Ed Rockwell Says:

    Good call, Called…

    You did an honorable thing.

  7. What About Bob Says:

    Hmm. Financial Aid Office.. that sounds about right.

  8. thatoneNCUgirl Says:

    Oh financial aid. You have to give them credit though.

  9. Hmmm... Says:

    If by “credit” you mean “all your money and financial information”

  10. Called. . . to the Student Development Office Says:

    . . . and first born child!

  11. Anon-odyne Says:

    The Economics headline is brilliant. Scroll back up. Read it again.

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