HEADLINES this week
front page:
DEAF STUDENT SIGNS DIRTY JOKE, TRANSCENDS LANGUAGE BARRIER
local:
YOUTH PROF USES WORDS “POSTMODERN” AND “BONO” 88 TIMES IN ONE CLASS PERIOD
arts & entertainment:
NICKELBACK’S “ROCKSTAR” SLIPPED INTO WORSHIP SET-LIST, NO ONE NOTICES
business:
NCU ALUMNI STRUGGLING TO FIND REAL JOB WITH PUPPETEERING DEGREE
sports:
INTRAMURAL FLAG FOOTBALL GAME TAKEN WAY TOO SERIOUSLY
lifestyles:
PHILLIPPS 2ND FLOOR, ONLY REASON OLD NAVY IS STILL IN BUSINESS
technology:
ADDING ‘I’ BEFORE ANYTHING MAKES IT TRENDY: IE, IWORSHIP, IBIBLE, IJESUS
opinion:
“I KNOW HOW MUCH LOSING YOU PARENTS HURTS, I LOST MY BIKE ONCE.” -KENT MARPLES
A special thanks to a guest contributor on a few of these headlines.
Woodward
Bernstein
Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 7:23 pm
come on you know no one on 2floor of phillipps shops at old navy… seriously. H&M?? have you seen 2 east?
Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 7:47 pm
nah, 2ep is all hollister and american eagle.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Yeah…you’re right. It’s more like the Gap.
They’re all the same anyway. I think it would be funny to see the Emos of NCU battle the Hollisters/Gaps/American Eagles/Old Navys (in other words, the Brandeds) and see what happens.
Time will only tell…
Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 10:23 pm
pretty sure emos brand themselves (emo) just as much as anyone else does.
Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 10:21 pm
good observation baristamike…. are you emo?
Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 11:55 pm
no more or less than the next confused, over grown adolescent going to North Central