Comments on: GUEST EDITORIAL: Student Didn’t Raise Hands During Chapel

By: theory

theory — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:22:43 +0000

haha”true crime”.

is the About Us page really this elusive? I found it pretty easy.

By: Ed Rockwell

Ed Rockwell — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:48:52 +0000

p.p.s. maybe she couldn’t lift her arms because she didn’t have any.

By: Pearl Inez

Pearl Inez — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:11:46 +0000

ps it didn’t actually happen.

By: Jane

Jane — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:12:15 +0000

Just because a person doesn’t raise their hands during worship doesn’t mean they’re not truly worshipping. There have been many times that I didn’t raise my hands but that doesn’t mean I’m not crying out to God with my heart. Also, consider what this person might have been going through in their life. What right do you have to judge another person’s worship style? She could have just discovered she had cancer or that a family member died. God always deserves the praise but sometimes it’s hard to tell our bodies that. The true crime here is that you were not concerned for her. Satan got his way with you that day. God would have had you strike up a conversation with her and show His perfect love to her.

By: Ed Rockwell

Ed Rockwell — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:44:34 +0000

“…and Cap’n Crunch is wavin’ farewell…”

I don’t need service to play solitare! But ironically enough, solitaire would be the perfect game to play in hell because the most basic definition of hell is “separation from God.”

So, playing solitaire would be truly a lonely activity. How sad…and tragic…

I repent! I’m sorry God! I want to play Sheep’s Head in heaven with my friends instead!

By: Bernstein

Bernstein — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:50:15 +0000

oh man… i just traveled in time… to back when i was twelve and listened to that song on repeat. thank you fred jones. thank God for you.

By: Fred Jones

Fred Jones — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:33:46 +0000

You don’t get service in hell…

That would by far be the most hilarious sermon title ever! Maybe Newsboys should make a song with that title, and it would be a sort of sequel to the ever intelligent “Breakfast in Hell” song. The possiblilities are endless.

By: Ed Rockwell

Ed Rockwell — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:40:02 +0000

Well, if not, then at least I’ll have something to do for the rest of eternity down there.

By: Fred Jones

Fred Jones — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:26:11 +0000

The flames of hell are too good for you heathen! You will follow your cellphone based temptations straight to the pit! Repent now, and fall prostrait before the Lord! He will then revoke His wrath against you. Maybe.

By: Ed Rockwell

Ed Rockwell — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:06:22 +0000

Wow…if only you’d seen the guy in the back who was sitting and playing solitare on his phone! You would have been really livid then!

Oh, and by the way, that guy was me.