HEADLINES FOR THIS WEEK

front page:
FIFTH YEAR SENIOR ASTONISHED HE’S STILL IN COLLEGE

lifestyle:
VIRTUALLY UNKNOWN BAND RELEASES ‘GREATEST HITS’ ALBUM

local:
FRESHMEN DOWNTOWN WORKER DESPERATE TO AVOID TAKING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

technology:
FINAL LEVEL OF HALO 3 STOLEN FROM MEGA MAN IV

world:
IRAQ WAR BLAMED FOR ANOTHER OBSCURE SOCIAL ILL

opinion:
“THE CHAPEL ALTER IS A GREAT PLACE TO MEET CHICKS” - Chase Mcdermont

One Response to “HEADLINES FOR THIS WEEK”

  1. Hmmm..... Says:

    Who HASN’T fallen in love at the alter in the chapel…. The only alter with a longer streak of love connections is the one at camp.

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