HEADLINES FOR THIS WEEK

front page:
JUNIOR JUST NOW LEARNING WHERE DARFUR IS

local:
CAMPUS HEARTTHROB GETS HAIRCUT, STUDENT BODY MOBILIZED TO COMPLIMENT

student life:
FRESHMEN HASN’T BEEN OUTSIDE NCU BUILDINGS/SKYWAYS SINCE WELCOME WEEK

lifestyle:
CHAPEL SPEAKER SPICES UP BORING SERMON WITH UGLY POWERPOINT

relationships:
NAIVE FRESHMEN WARNED ABOUT NEW BOYFRIEND, IGNORES ADVICE

opinion:
“NO, I DON’T WANT TO COME TO YOUR BAND’S COFFEE SHOP CONCERT” - Your Best Friend

One Response to “HEADLINES FOR THIS WEEK”

  1. Hmmm... Says:

    Where IS darfur?

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