HEADLINES THIS WEEK
front page:
NCU WELCOME WEEK RENAMED “LET’S GO CHECK OUT BLOCK E WEEK”
local:
INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER SICK OF BEING COMPARED TO STARBUCKS
politics:
98% OF MINNEAPOLIS HAD NO IDEA WHO R.T. RYBAK WAS BEFORE BRIDGE TRAGEDY
health:
THREE DAY OLD WHOPPERS AND MILKDUDS ARE NOT ‘THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP’
student life:
FIRST WEEKEND AT SCHOOL FOR INCOMING FRESHMEN BOASTS 14 ENGAGEMENT RINGS
technology:
I.T. WORKER MAKES ANOTHER JOKE ABOUT MEGABYTES THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
opinion:
“I’M NOT A LIBERAL, BUT I’M NOT AS CONSERVATIVE AS YOU.” - NOAH FJELSTAD
Woodward
Bernstein