HEADLINES THIS WEEK

front page:
FRESHMAN EATS CEREAL FOR DINNER

nation:
BUSH DECLARES SELF GOD, CONSERVATIVE NCU STUDENTS: “OUR POLITICAL VIEWS UNCHANGED”

world:
4W SECEDES FROM UNION, APPLIES FOR FOREIGN AID

local:
2 NCU STUDENTS SLAIN IN SPIRIT, FUNERALS MONDAY

sports:
NEW NCU MASCOT: “RED DEVILS”

opinion:
“I DIDN’T WANT TO BE IN ONE ACCORD ANYWAY” - HANS

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One Response to “HEADLINES THIS WEEK”

  1. Anonymous Says:
    Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    I wonder if this stuff is only funny to North Central Students or if it’s universal. Regardless, this was funny.

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